El Cap: Pizza man.
Me: What?
El Cap: In front of us.
Me: Oh, you mean a man dressed as a pizza.
El Cap: Well, a slice.
Me: Right. Because a whole pizza would be ridiculous.
El Cap: At least dressed like that people don’t know who you are.
Me: But you know.
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