Me: So, you know, Shelly and I used to talk about going out and getting drinks, or how we were going to write the not-so-great Great American Novel, or hanging out.
El Cap: Yes?
Me: Yeah, today I called her and was all, “So, did your doctor ever tell you to take more than one Prilosec OTC a day?” and she was all, “My doctor told me to take Zantac three times a day.” When did we get old? How did this happen? Is it all downhill from here?
El Cap: Yes. It happens faster than you think. Also, remember, that’s called an “organ recital“.
We’re all just one alleged ulcer away from an organ recital…
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