So, this happened tonight…
A man told me he taught and I asked where. He told me, then asked, “Do you teach, too, or are you retired?”
He went on to tell me he was entering “the fet lifestyle”, and I asked what that meant.
“Fetish,” he said.
“I don’t know if you’re joking or if you’re serious,” I said.
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Enrique, taking a break from heckling the crowd
to type. I am in no way making this up.
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Next to him, Enrique sang out, “It’s called flirting!” and oh, yes, he was wearing a wrestling mask.
I am in no way making any of this up. At all. Also, I shouldn’t go out alone.
P.S. Even though I structured that sentence properly, I want to clarify: Enrique was wearing the wrestling mask. The other guy had on red striped pants and cowboy boots.
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